Shy testicles?

Dear Dr. Milrod: Is there anything that can be done to prevent my testicles and scrotum from disappearing when I am with a woman? The room is warm, I’ve just taken a hot shower and still I’m almost as smooth as a Ken doll. I love to have my testicles and scrotum licked and sucked, but when they do their disappearing act it’s frustrating. Smooth Operator Dear Smooth Operator: You need to relax your cremaster muscle! Retractile testes result from hyperactivity of the cremaster... Read More

I want my uncle’s wife – my aunt!

Dear Dr. Milrod: I think I like my maternal uncle’s wife – my aunt. She is too sexy to resist and I always think about her and fantasize about having sex with her. What should I do? I am confused whether to tell her that I want her or just carry on masturbating thinking of her. Please help! Esau Dear Esau: You are neither the first nor the last person who has developed an attraction for an individual in your familial sphere. Of course, what complicates matters is that she... Read More

Revving up an 18-year marriage?

Dear Dr. Milrod: I am setting up a hotel weekend for my wife that will blow her mind away. Having been married for over 18 years I am looking for ideas to spice things up. What can I do? Harry Hope Dear Harry Hope: You are not stating whether or not this is a surprise weekend; still, asking her what “spiciness” she would wish for, prior to going away, is a great beginning. The issue is that women are highly individualized in their preferences. Things that turn one... Read More

I haven’t had sex with my wife in months!

Dear Dr. Milrod: I haven’t had sex with my wife in months. It’s driving me crazy. My wife would rather sit in front of the computer e-mailing friends than having sex with me. I refuse to force her to have sex, she has the right to refuse, but don’t I have rights too? Should I threaten her and tell her that if she doesn’t want to have sex with me, then I will find someone who does? Do I accuse her of “cheating” on me? What to do? I am going out... Read More